Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

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63 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
CVE-2026-13355 Meta Box Meta Box AIOCVE-2026-92969 realmag777 HUSKY – Products Filter for WooCommerce ProfessionalCVE-2026-95511 OpenPrinting CUPSCVE-2026-15801 Red Hat CRI-OCVE-2026-80110 Red Hat Red Hat Certificate SystemCVE-2026-93962 Kamailio KamailioCVE-2026-93990 libexpat ExpatCVE-2026-93991 argoproj Argo WorkflowsCVE-2026-93993 mistralai Mistral VibeCVE-2026-94106 James Heinrich getID3
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Patch forecast · Sep 22

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

24 advisories / 14d10 known-exploited15 act-now
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