Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

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577 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
★CVE-2026-116843 Mistral AI Mistral Vibe★CVE-2026-18450 Supermicro BMC firmware★CVE-2026-65220 Supermicro BMC firmware★CVE-2026-75891 Themeum Kirki★CVE-2026-112346 OpenHands Software Agent SDK★CVE-2026-116149 ImageMagick ImageMagick★CVE-2026-116163 Parse Server Parse Server★CVE-2026-116176 vLLM vLLM★CVE-2026-116191 rclone rclone★CVE-2026-116199 Snipe-IT Snipe-IT
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Patch forecast · Oct 27

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

171 advisories / 14d0 known-exploited28 act-now
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