Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

Practical security thinking for systems that increasingly write, deploy, and operate themselves. Fewer buzzwords. Better evidence. Occasional memes.

122 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
★CVE-2026-70125 Microsoft Microsoft Outlook★CVE-2026-77874 IBM Enterprise Build of Quarkus★CVE-2026-81539 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-81545 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-81548 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-81552 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-82093 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-90959 Red Hat pulpcore★CVE-2026-97055 SigNoz SigNoz★CVE-2026-97059 OFFIS DCMTK
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Patch forecast · Sep 24

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

79 advisories / 14d6 known-exploited32 act-now
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