Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

Practical security thinking for systems that increasingly write, deploy, and operate themselves. Fewer buzzwords. Better evidence. Occasional memes.

778 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
★CVE-2026-101117 IBM WebSphere Extreme Scale★CVE-2026-105467 IBM QRadar★CVE-2026-107331 IBM DataStage on Cloud Pak for Data★CVE-2026-110273 IBM TRIRIGA Application Platform★CVE-2026-114464 IBM Process Mining★CVE-2026-116499 IBM Qiskit SDK★CVE-2026-116501 IBM Qiskit SDK★CVE-2026-117545 IBM webMethods Integration Server★CVE-2026-118904 IBM webMethods Integration Server★CVE-2026-123543 OpenIdentityPlatform OpenAM
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Patch forecast · Nov 8

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

206 advisories / 14d2 known-exploited78 act-now
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