Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

Practical security thinking for systems that increasingly write, deploy, and operate themselves. Fewer buzzwords. Better evidence. Occasional memes.

536 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
★CVE-2026-114045 FreeRDP FreeRDP★CVE-2026-114053 vLLM vLLM★CVE-2026-114094 Dulwich Dulwich★CVE-2026-114109 Astral uv★CVE-2026-82814 Duplicator Duplicator and Duplicator Pro★CVE-2026-100134 Adobe Acrobat for Edge★CVE-2026-105453 IBM IBM Sterling Connect:Direct for Unix★CVE-2026-105949 Red Hat Cruise Control for Apache Kafka★CVE-2026-107366 IBM IBM Langflow OSS★CVE-2026-107400 IBM IBM TRIRIGA Application Platform
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Patch forecast · Oct 21

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

274 advisories / 14d0 known-exploited94 act-now
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