Issue no. 42 · The security zine

Security is all about context.

Practical security thinking for systems that increasingly write, deploy, and operate themselves. Fewer buzzwords. Better evidence. Occasional memes.

96 advisories tracked112 detectors onlineStatus: context required
CVE-2026-18162 IBM Financial Transaction Manager (FTM) for RedHat OpenShiftCVE-2026-18163 IBM Financial Transaction Manager (FTM) for RedHat OpenShiftCVE-2026-18169 IBM Financial Transaction Manager (FTM) for RedHat OpenShiftCVE-2026-13355 Meta Box Meta Box AIOCVE-2026-28324 SolarWinds Observability Self-HostedCVE-2026-28325 SolarWinds Observability Self-HostedCVE-2026-34689 Adobe Adobe ConnectCVE-2026-73369 Adobe Adobe Campaign ClassicCVE-2026-75682 Adobe Adobe ConnectCVE-2026-75684 Adobe Adobe Connect
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Patch forecast · Sep 23

Known-exploited vulnerabilities are in the wild. Patch like it is raining.

53 advisories / 14d6 known-exploited21 act-now
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